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Custody Case

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judg...

Baby Bear is in court for a custody case between his parents...

...and the judge asks him "Would you like to live with your mother?"

Baby Bear replies, "No sir, she beats me!"

The judge then asks, "Well, do you want to live with your father?"

Again Baby Bear replies, "No sir, he beats me harder!"

Finally the judge asks, "Well, who do ...

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