When he wakes up, he finds himself encased in ice, floating in the middle of the ocean. To his fortune, he spots the horn of a narwhal close by. Thanking his lucky stars, he calls out to him.
The narwhal comes and the penguin says, "Thank goodness you're around, Mr. Narwhal. Could you break ...
I had a picture of my favorite cartoon rabbit, but when I came home one day, someone encased it in glass and hung it up.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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I have a theory that consuming little bits of peanut butter encased in colored candy shells provokes silly rhymes.
I call it my Reeces Pieces Thesis.
I'll see myself out.
Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts
They are calling it "The Pharaoh Rocher"
A dog walks into a natural history museum
Asking for a piece of the new dinosaur exhibit to prove an important theory
In return the dog offered what looked like a tiny black speck encased in amber
The research assistant was visiting from Ireland and was very much out of his intellectual depth. Not wanting to seem ignorant, the...
A statistician has half his body encased in ice and the other half engulfed in flames.
So on average, they felt fine.
A flash flood warning is broadcasted. The streets fill with water, and people begin to evacuate—except for one Catholic woman.
She stays in her home and prays. A bus pulls up to her house, and the driver urges her to get out, but she replies, “No. God will save me.” The bus driver reluctantly pulls away.
Water begins pooling into her house, and she calmly rises to the second floor.
Through the window, she sees...
A man and his wife take a trip to Jerusalem.
The wife has a heart attack and passes away. One of the local crematoriums offers to cremate and encase his wife in a vase for $500. The alternative would be to fly her back home to be buried/cremated for $10,000s of dollars. The man chooses to send her home. One of the crem. Folk asked ...
A Man With One Wish
There was once a man named Benny. Benny was old, tired, and most of all sad. He had no friends, no family, and worked the worst job. The only thing he ever looked forward to was seeing his beautiful neighbor on his way home from work, Jenny.
One day after coming home from work he say a stran...
Being in the recreation and natural resources field, I enjoy this every time I hear it
Due to the recent increase of encounters with grizzly and black bears in the area, all hikers should wear bells so you don't sneak up and startle nearby bears. Hikers should also carry pepper spray encase of an encounter. The two bears have different characteristics to their droppings and you can te...