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Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depend...

As I lay in bed, I felt a hand reach into my boxers and start to play with my balls. It was nice, but I wasn’t in the mood “Not tonight” I whispered “I’m tired”

“That’s not how it works in here” said my cellmate.

A boxer was having trouble sleeping.

He goes to the doctor.

Doctor asks "Have you tried counting sheep?”

Boxer replies "I have but every time I get to the count of eight, I stand up.”

What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence?

Gaseous Clay

I was sat at the end of the bed last night, Pulling off my boxers, when the wife said to me....

"You spoil those dogs"

Boxers or briefs?

Depends…

When I was a professional boxer I fought a bout against Lennox Lewis. In the first round, I really had him worried...

...He thought he'd killed me

Did you hear the one about the paraplegic boxer?

He really rolls with the punches

What do you call a boxer who enjoys landscape gardening in his spare time?

Manny Patio

What do Picasso and a terrible boxer have in common?

They both spend a lot of time on the canvas!

A little known fact about Jim Jones is that he was an aspiring boxer

He quit the sport after taking out 900 people with one punch

What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?

They knock people out for a living

Dont buy Ukrainian Boxer Shorts

Chernobyl fall out

They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all?

A swinger.

Did you hear about Salvador Dali’s brother who was a really good boxer?

His name was Muhamma

I walked in on my neighbor in his boxer…

Which is really surprising, since in all the years I’ve known him, he’s preferred spaniels.

I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them

That was my best punchline ever

**A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time.**

The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes.
"What happened to your feet?" his girlfriend asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio " the man said. "Don't you mean Polio?" "No, Tolio, it only affects the toes."

Not wanting to ruin the mood the ...

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A man gets hired for an office job.

A man gets hired for an office job. So the very next Monday he gets dressed, pours a cup of coffee, and drives to the office. He's greeted splendidly, everyone welcomes him with open arms, and as a whole the office seems magnificent.

Days go by. Then weeks. Eventually the monthly staff meetin...

What do boxers carry their underwear in?

A briefcase

There was a building with 4 apartments

In the first apartment was a boxer named Sean. In the second apartment was a soccer player named Andres. In the third was a blind man named Ian, and in the 4th apartment was a beautiful woman named Elizabeth. One day, Elizabeth decided to take a shower. She got in the shower then heard the doorbell ...

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A woman was reading Cosmo next to her husband…

“Walter,” she said.

Walter grunted; she continued “Let me read you this hot sex tip I just read in Cosmo. I think we should try it.”

“Girls, you know your boy toy has fun with you in the bedroom, and that he’s never going to complain. But even the hunkiest hunk can get tired of the...

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Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused.

Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler ...

One old man asks another old man, "what kind of underwear do you wear? boxers, briefs?

The other old man says "Depends"

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Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight?

They probably don't like each other.

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A husband liked to fart in bed (Long).

A husband liked to fart in bed, much to the dismay of his spouse. He named his farts, he gave them scores, and he often invited anyone around to smell it. He even farted in his sleep without waking. His spouse told him, “One day you’re gonna fart your guts out.”

Months later, on Thanksgiving,...

During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country.

I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.

What are a beat boxer's favorite things to wear?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants

Why is Pope John Paul II a good boxer

He can take body shots really well.

Two facts interesting facts about me: 1) I once knocked out a champion boxer with a single punch

2) I'm now banned from Crufts.

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An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter . . .

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6am. Bu...

Why was the boxer fired from his job?

He never punched out

a man walks into a bar and shouts

"who thinks he's badass enough and can beat me in an open fight?"

"I do", answers a man from the corner, 7 feet long, well muscled and looks like a professional boxer or something

Our man looks at him, then turns to the rest and shouts

"who thinks he's...

What do you call a fighter who’s also a gamer?

An X-Boxer!

A blind guy walks into a primarily female bar

During a break in the music, he loudly says "hey, y'all wanna hear a blond joke?" Being blind, he doesn't realize how many blond women are in the bar. The bartender walks up to him and tells him "alright man, I know you're blind and new around here, so let me offer you some advice. I am 6'5 and blon...

I think fights between career boxers and famous criminals would be entertaining. We could even make it fair, with different weight classes and everything.

We just need to weigh the Pros and Cons.

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Looking at their new baby, the mother said, “Those tiny arms, he’ll never be a boxer. Those tiny legs, he’ll never be a runner.

Then the father looked. “He’ll never be a porn star either.”

A strong boxer

has a foam board to practice on.
He punches it 10,15,20 times in a row, so hard that each punch makes a crater in the foam.
After he finishes practice, he turns to an imaginary audience, shows them the board, and tells them




"here's the punchline"

A boxer loses both of his arms

This joke doesn’t have a punch line anymore

What do you call the end of a boxer's joke?

The punchline.

A group of boxers stand in line to get some drinks at a party.

That's it. That's the punchline.

What are Boxers favourite part of a joke?

The Punchline.

How did the muslim boxer defeat the house intruder?

He hit him with a high jab.

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What's the similarity between a bad boxer and a porn star?

They both take a pounding in the ring.

Three babies in the womb.

They are discussing what they would like to be when they grow up.

The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."

The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."

The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
...

What brand of medicine sponsored a boxer?

Muhammad Aleve

What drugs do boxers take to dodge better?

Antifistamines

A boxer walks into a gym...

It’s particularly crowded, and there are long lines of people waiting to use the equipment.

First, he waits in the pull-up bar line, and does 25 pull-ups.

Next, he waits in the weightlifting line, and does 50 bench presses.

After that, the boxer looks around for the punching ba...

What do you call a boxer who does the cleaning?

Mike Dyson!

What do women and boxers have in common?

They're both clingy when wet!

A boxer used to do coke on his bocing gloves after winning.

That was the punch line.

A comedian was fighting a pro boxer

The comedian told a joke. Then the comedian punched the pro boxer in the face. The the comedian asked did you get my punchline?

What kind of punch does a boxer dog throw?

A puppercut!

Did you hear about the underdog boxer that got the measles, then the chicken pox, then polio?

I guess he never even had a shot.

Two boxers light up a blunt

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t...

Everyone thinks Muhammad Ali was the best boxer in history, but Jim Jones had a way higher number of KO's...

900 with just one punch.

What do Dracula’s girlfriend and a boxer have in common?

They both go down for The Count

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

Pun Ching.

A girl had the choice of going out with either a fencer or a boxer.

The fencer was really kind and gentle, while the boxer seemed rowdy. In the end, she chose to go out with the boxer.
I asked her, "Why did you choose the boxer? The fencer seemed really nice."
She responded, " I don't know, the fencer just seemed rapier."

How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance?

Hijabs

Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer?

He can't take a shot to the head....


Too soon?

Why did the boxer take a step forward?

To get to the punch line

A friend of mine had a pet boxer.

Unlike a dog, whenever the doorbell rang he walked over to the corner and sat down.

Why are pirates good boxers?

They have a mean right hook.

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A man is walking down the street when he sees an advertisement for his favorite boxer, Mike Tyson.

He stops and reads the text on the poster.

**Come meet Mike Tyson! First 20 people can get punched by the man himself!**

Knowing that he didn’t want to pass up this opportunity, he shows up to the ring, 45 minutes early.

The building was already packed full of fans waiting to se...

How do you call it when two boxers are 69ing?

They're trading blows

I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world

Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo

What do you call boxers that cant last in the ring?

Briefs.

I got knocked out by a dyslexic boxer

OK

Did you hear about the boxers' union?

They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!

In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!

And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!

Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...

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Naked Cowboy

A sheriff of a small town is patrolling the town one night when he comes across a cowboy walking up Main St. The cowboy is wearing nothing except his hat, boots, and gunbelt. The sheriff is a bit surprised at first but gets over his initial shock and arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.

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Why don't boxers have sex before a big match?

They're just friends.

What do you call it when a boxer gives Dracula a BJ?

Going down for the count

A professional boxer has to fight a rookie. Right before the match begins, the rookie exclaims ''I think I can take that guy blindfolded!''

His coach replies "But what if he is not blindfolded?"

"What are your dogs names ?"

"Calvin and Klein"

"Like the underwear?"

"They are boxers."

What's the difference between a reliable employee and an angry boxer?

One is punctual, the other will punch you all.

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What do you call a flatulent homosexual boxer?

Gassius Gay

Have you heard the one about the 60-foot-tall boxer?

Never mind, the punchline would just go over your head.

What did The Rock say when the waiter offered him a box for his leftovers?

I’m not much of a boxer, but I’ll wrestle you for it.

A famous British boxer threw an object at me.

It turned out to be a mere can!

That Fisherman will never make it as a boxer.

All he can throw is hooks.

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What does a boxer with a uti says

I float like a butterfly sting like my pee

What’s the difference between a Boxer and a pit?

You can’t fall into a Boxer.

I'm currently dating a boxer, but I'm not sure if she's my type.

I think she needs to let her guard down.

I have a great deal of very tight boxer briefs.

I buy them in XS.

I knew an amateur boxer with a coke habit.

He kept his stash in his headgear because he thought it would soften the blow.

What division does a blacksmith boxer compete in?

Smelterweight.

Ten Boxers in a row....

That's it, the whole punch line.

Did you hear about the semi-pro boxer who was an amateur pilot?

He's been deciding on a career and we're still waiting on his fight or flight response.

Once upon a time, there was a boxer who always wins every single match...

When fans asked him what's his secret, he would just say, "I imagine there's a line on my opponent's face and I hit that line,". On his 100th boxing match, the whole world was watching. He lost. It was his first loss ever in his career. Fans again wondered so he was interviewed. A reporter asked how...

Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia?

It's Mike's Thai Son.

My friend claims that he is a really good boxer.

He doesn't strike me as one.

If I got a lot of boxers to queue up behind each other

I’d have a punchline

A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.

Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can’t see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the...

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