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A Well-Argued Court Case

The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds. A good case for reference.

One evening, after attending the theatre, two gentlemen were...

Why did Johnny Depp lose his court case?

Because he didn't have Heard immunity

What was the court case between an immigrant and a priest called?

Alien v. Predator.

Court Case

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man b...

There was a court case where a man stole a calendar

He got 12 months

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Did you hear about the guy who was on trial for masturbating to obscure court cases?

He got off on a technicality.

I lost a court case against a well known fabric softener company.

Yes, I fought Lenor and Lenor won

My lawyer has such a good sense of fashion, he wins every court case

He really puts on the best lawsuits.

Did you hear John McAfee (the founder of McAfee anti-virus) is facing a court case?

The trial is expected to last 30 days.

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A trial in UK

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on hi...

My lawyer is a U2 fan

So he was glad to represent them in a court case pro Bono

Chad wants to divorce his wife.

He files a court case and during the hearing, the judge asks him why.

He respond by saying - she doesn't satisfy me anymore.

The wife quickly replies - Your honor, the entire neighborhood is satisfied with me, he is the only one who's never happy.

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There was this famous cheese maker

He made this cheese that would expanded grow when melted.
He was driving while drinking scotch and got into a accident with a school bus. The court case going as expected he was sentenced to death by electrocution. As a last meal request he asked for a quarter of a wheel of his world famous chee...

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A collection of lawyer jokes.

My grandfather was a lawyer & judge and had a fantastic sense of humor. He has many humorous law books, and the following are some his favorite selections from Larry Wilde's book *The Ultimate Lawyers Joke Book*. Hope you enjoy..

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A man is charged and sent to court, but nobody will tell him what he's been charged for.

He sits down and the judge starts with the legal proceedings. After he is finished, the man asks "What are you charging me for?!"

The judge gives him an odd look and continues with the court case. Once again the man exclaims "But judge, what am I being charged for?!"

The judge gives a ...

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How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer?

QUESTION:You’re a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night.
Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.


You are ...

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