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Cull Jokes

My cows started grazing on the hidden marijuana patch. I might have to cull the herd.

The steaks have never been higher.

So I heard Australia just ordered a mass cull of over 5000 camels yesterday...

Wouldn't be the first time a drunk Aussie polished off a pack of camels in an afternoon.

Last night I had a dream that I was responsible for culling half the living population on Earth.

Then I snapped out of it.

In the days of Noah why did God kill all the sinners with the flood?

It was naughty cull.

A might King was nearing the end of his life, and knew he needed a suitor for his daughter before he died.

In order to find the bravest, mightiest, most valiant man in the Kingdom (and perhaps cull out a few of the weaker ones), the King decided to host a challenge.

He invited the *entire* Kingdom to gather around a large pool that he filled with snakes, alligators, eels, and every other kind of d...

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