Why could the vulture not take two carcasses onto the plane?
Because he was only allowed one piece of carrion luggage.
I went to car junkyard
I was surprised at the amount of Carcasses i found
I bumped into an old school friend the other day.
He seemed to be doing very well for himself, fancy clothes, new car. You could tell he was now very successful and wealthy. I asked him how he had been doing and he said “great, I’ve got loads of money, fancy cars and a big house.” I asked him how he came to be so rich and he replied “I’ve bee...
Dead crows
There were many dead crows on highways in the Rocky Mountains this year. Ornithologists suspected it was due to vehicles hitting the crows.
This was surprising because crows have adapted to feeding on carcasses by having two birds watching from the trees while two birds feed. If there is a v...
Crows in Boston are dying
The city of Boston has a problem with crows. They are dying by the thousands and the roadways are littered with the carcasses. The problem is only getting worse. Massachusetts' Dept. of Environmental Protection just completed a study of the problem. The crows are being killed when they are struck by...
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A Gargoyle, A Jinn, and A Dark Shaman are hanging out in a cemetery...
A gargoyle a jinn and a dark shaman are hanging out in a cemetery, close to midnight.
The shaman turns to the jinn and says, "I bet my soul against your eternal servitude, that I can raise more corpses freshly dead within the past 10 years, than you can steal the souls of the living by gra...
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