Vaccinate Jokes

I'll have the doctor do it instead; he's trained for it.

Let a trained medical professional do it!

Ask them who won the election.

“Yes. Don’t get too attached to him”.

I let the nurse do it instead; she's much more adept with a syringe.

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*Thanks for the upvotes, never thought I'd make it to the front page!!

Because autism is rarely diagnosed before the age of 3

Keep kids from dying from old age, stop vaccinating today.

Id rather the doctors do it to ensure its done right

I’ll leave that to a professional.

"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

Just the ones you want to keep.

“Why can’t we just pay a doctor to do that like a normally family” he said.

"I guess I can give it a shot."

That's a lot of days.

Hell no, I didn’t vaccinate my son! Are you out of your mind!? I had a doctor do it!

I'll rather have a healthcare worker do that.

They told him "you only get one shot."

-Don't get too emotionally attached

So they never get old.

Because you have to be alive to be autistic

And the one that lived turned out fine!

I think it should be done by a doctor with experience.

...I'll leave that to the doctors and nurses!

I'd rather go to a professional doctor to vaccinate them for me.

I am a proud mother of 4 unvaccinated kids!

That would be extremely irresponsible. I pay a medical professional to vaccinate him.

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the other group is ISIS.

Fortunately, I was adopted by them and it helped me to become their sole heir.

Get a doctor to do that you pickle!

After a heartful speech in which he thanked the staff for their effort and the residents for their sacrifices he was doing the hand-shaking round. As he greeted a particular old woman who appeared to be quite "out of it", he asked her, "Do you know who I am?". Her response was simply, "No, but there... read more

I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from someone who used to get punched in the head for a living.

But they just didn't get it.

I'm 2Pox Secure.

Ask them who won the election.

The simple act of it alone is reckless and exposes my children to so many potential dangers. I have no medical training whatsoever and would rather let their doctor do it instead.

an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine. the doctor tries to persuade them

the extrovert denies

" you won't be able to go to public gatherings anymore"

the extrovert agrees to take it



the alcoholic denies

"you will ha... read more

They usually just don't get it

and push them off the edge of the earth

The unvaccinated die before they get the chance

They live past the age of three

Thats why I leave it to the certified medical professionals to do it.

The doctor was more suited to give the shots instead.

That's one asinine statistic.

Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.

Because the non-vaccinated children never lived long enough to be surveyed.

That is nothing compared to what it cost me to send him there.

They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!

now she wont hold any air

Vaccinated kids live long enough to be diagnosed with autism.

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After getting vaccinated, his vision was blurred and when he reached home, he called the hospital that gave him the vaccine for advice asking if he should be hospitalized.

The hospital told him to come back and collect his glasses

Did you hear about Fred? He passed away.

Really? That's so sad. What happened?

He got vaccinated yesterday and died this morning.

Oh, no. I knew that vaccines were harmful. It killed him!

Actually, he got hit by a car, a Mercedes. So he died from the Benz.

I’d rather have a professional do it

I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: As You Like It

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: Measure For Measure

Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covi... read more

... and 28.4% fully dewormed.