Vaccination Jokes

Djokovic understood: "No 1 can come without vaccination".

… but some of you won’t get it.

your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles.

I'll never lose my v card

Last night I saw a young man vaccinate himself behind a dumpster

and the nurse wouldn't stop talking.

He said, "Quit your jibber, jabber."

They don't give shots to kids!

“Dr shipman will see you now”

He says, “ just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don’t mean she knows how to make a vaccine!”.

This happened yesterday and is important information for the boomer age group.
A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination center after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.
When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should... read more

My husband had the vaccination yesterday and he still hates Microsoft Teams.

It's worth a shot.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: As You Like It

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: Measure For Measure

Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covi... read more

You only get one shot.

She said, at this point, she's accustomed to one small prick.

Not throwing away my shot!

"Boo"ster shots!