I finally convinced my hillbilly friend to get a Covid vaccination, but he doesn’t want Moderna.
He says, “ just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don’t mean she knows how to make a vaccine!”.
What kind of vaccinations are required for ghosts?
A dad joke by my friend’s dad
There is a guy who wants to take the Covid vaccination. He asks a stranger “hey mate, I’m new to this locality, where do they give the vaccination here?” To which the stranger replied “on the left arm.”
I have a vaccination joke…
… but some of you won’t get it.
Warning! Had two covid vaccinations and still ended up in the ICU
Gor hit by a bus on the way out
Knowing what I know, I wouldn't give anyone a Covid-19 vaccination shot
I'm not a doctor, or any kind of medical professional, I would leave it up to them to do it. Would be weird for me to go around doing it.
Thanks to these vaccination cards...
I'll never lose my v card
William Shakespeare came to get vaccinated.
Nurse: Which arm?
Shakespeare: As You Like It
Nurse: Was that painful?
Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing
Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.
Shakespeare: Measure For Measure
Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covi...
A joke my dad just sent me about vaccinations
Hi, it happened yesterday! And this is serious!
A friend had his 2nd injection of the vaccine at the vaccination center and began to have blurred vision the whole way home.
When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hos...
True Story: My wife took my 15 year old daughter to get her 1st...
Pfizer vaccination on Friday night at a local CVS. The place was packed and there was an older couple there thanking everyone for getting vaccinated. When my wife and daughter got home they were telling me about how packed it was. My daughter mentioned the older couple and said that when they tha...
My girlfriend of 3 years told me that she's not worried about getting her Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 vaccination.
She said, at this point, she's accustomed to one small prick.
I had my vaccination today. It was so good
...I’m going to get another one.