Cruelest Jokes - 4 Hilarious Cruelest Jokes

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

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The cruelest cut

After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything you’d like to discuss?”

“Well,” said the patient, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”

“That’s a big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”

“Yes, we took a vote … and they’re in favor of it 15 t...

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

For the last time, NO! NO! NOOOO!

So, there's this man. He's young, healthy, reasonably attractive, good job, etc.

Only problem is, he has a 25 inch penis. This might might sound great if you're a 12 year old, but it soon becomes the bane of his existence. Every time he meets a nice lady, eventually things lead to the bedroom...

My first joke ever...

So I know I shouldn't even be admitting to this and I'm not sure this is the right sub for this but I want to share the first joke I ever thought of, all the way back in elementary school.

To set this up, it was based on a joke I had heard from my dad: "Two tomatoes were crossing a road, when...

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