To her credit, the nurse that prepped me for my vasectomy was very gentle and I'm sure she didn't mean to be unkind.
But I don't think it was very nice of her to say "Just a little prick, sir".
NSFW While I was sitting in the bar one night drinking alone
A stunner of a woman walked up to the bar sat down right next to me. A booty to die for and rack that hadn’t fallen yet, I couldn’t help taking a glance at her. She smiled back at me, and not in an unkindly way.
I asked if I could buy her the next drink. She accepted. We started talking. She ...
A guy walks into a pawn shop, there's a brass statue of a cat.
He asks the shopkeeper, "How much for the statue?" Shopkeeper replies, "$20 for the statue, $20,000 for the story." He says various unkind words, pays $20 and takes his statue.
He walks down the street, but he starts hearing a murmuring noise behind him. Something small and subtle, he can't p...
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For whom the bell tolls
Once upon a time there was a village church who's bell ringer had suddenly passed away. The Preacher put a notice needing a new bell ringer, in the village square. A day or so later, an *arm less* man shows up about the job. The Preacher, not wanting to be unkind, but concerned nonetheless, asked ho...