Why’d the Jedi get charged with police brutality shortly after joining the police academy?
He used excessive force
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I was an M.P in the British army for a number of years. We get called Red Caps.
I was passing through the Canteen, Mess, food, hall.
I had to arrest 2 chefs and bring them before the court marshall. Turned quite violent.
I got bruised and worse.
This year is all about noticing things we should’ve done differently. Should’ve done more to stop the spread of the virus, police brutality, wildfires, climate change...but you know what they say about hindsight...
Finger Brutality is real against boogers
It’s a civil rights tissue
What’s the difference between a kink and police brutality?
The color of your skin.
"Y'know with all the civil unrest, political corruption, class divides, drug smuggling, gang wars, police brutality, gun violence, and poor education maybe building a wall to protect us from our southern neighbors isn't such a bad idea"
I was looking for more police brutality related jokes.
Turns out I needed a darker sense of humor.
On a dim dreary morning
Ceiling fan stirs the air
Stale beer and Doritos
Littered next to my chair
Just outside of my window
Saw a glimmer of light
My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding
I hadn't slept all last ni...
PSA about the police jokes
I have seen a lot of jokes here recently about police killings and brutality. And I wanted to point out that not all cops are racists. My friend is a cop and I know he isn't a racist because even his wife has a black eye.
What's black, white, and red all over?