"Father!" he cries, hardly able to breathe. "For the last month I have been having daily orgies with just me and 5 women from my street. Two of the women are a twins"
"My child, this is wanton. I can absolve you but once this has stopped"
"There has been much sodomy Father. Every depra...
What's the heaviest Chinese dish?
Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that got destroyed?
Biggest case of Wanton destruction I've ever seen.
What’s the heaviest noodle in the world?
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Pub joke in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer - Bill Bailey
Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe, And gleefullye their handes did rubbe, In expectatione of revelrie, For 'twas the houre known as happye. Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe, And hadde a reallye good laffe. 'Til drunkennesse held full dominione, For 'twas tw...
The police are currently on the lookout for a massive homeless dumpling that has been indiscriminately ransacking houses for money to buy basic necessities.
He's a wanted wanting wanton one-ton wonton.
A choir boy goes to confession...
He says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks, "What is your sin, my child?"
"I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."
"My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem ...
What do you call a Chinese prison in Cuba?
What soup weighs the most?
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
In the Supreme Court of Composition...
"Your honor, this man has - with malice aforethought - clearly, wantonly, and remorselessly copied my newest song's Time Signature.
You might call this a clear-cut-case of Four-Forgery."