I hate when during a dinner party someone brings up how inhumane killing cows is.
They really know the moo
What did the Pug say to the Sheltie?
Why the long face?
In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending...
An orchestra is performing Chopin
Halfway through the performance a cellist bursts into the concert hall, late and drunk as a skunk. He then pushes his way to his seat and starts awkwardly sawing away at his cello as if nothing was awry.
The conductor was furious! He snapped his baton and dove at the cellist, choking him to d...
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The neighbors had been complaining that my dogs had been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently they don't like it.
This evening I was getting the c...
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