Physics is oppressive

All it does is keep us down.

What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common?

Speculative execution

Growing up with oppressive parents, me and my sister were never allowed to date.

I mean, why would they, after all, we're siblings.

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and an Australian were hiking through some remote mountains.

The weather was oppressively hot when they saw this beautiful lake. They ran down to the lake, stripped off and swam in the wonderfully cool water.

Natives appeared on the shore and captured them and took them before the Chief.

"Lake is our most sacred site. You have violated sacred si...

Why don't Antifa like the desert?

The heat is oppressive.

This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator...

This Heat is Like a Middle Eastern Dictator. It's oppressive, you can't get away from it, and I'm pretty sure we can blame the U.S. for it.

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