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Cranberries Jokes

I hate The Cranberries

Their songs always get stuck in your heaaad, in your heaaaad.

Poodles are like cranberries.

Most people only get them if they're mixed with something else.

I made a playlist for hiking, it has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your

heeeeeeeeead,


in your heeeeeead,


in your head, in your head,


in your hea, hea, head

Why did the cranberries turn red?

It saw the turkey dressing

I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..

the bitter taste *lingers* too much.

What happens when you make a Llama sing along to a song by the Cranberries?

You get a zombie alpacalips

I Want to Make a Band called Mashed Potatoes

Then go on an Ultimate Tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Bread, Red hot Chilie Peppers, Salt-N-Pepa, The Cranberries, The Black Eyed Peas, Orange Juice, Ice Cube and Cake!

*I know a few are dead and some of them suck but I tried damn it, lol

This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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John, Joe and Frank were travelling in an airplane when they crashed on an island

They survive but are found by a group of cannibals. The cannibals tell them that if they don't want go be eaten, they have to explore the island and find ten fruits of one type. The friends immediately go out to search for fruits.

A little while later John returns with 10 bananas, the cannib...

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