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Currant Jokes

What kind of berries are these?

\- What kind of berries are these?

\- These are red Currants

\- Then Why are they yellow?

\- Because they are green



Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke.

So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So fo...

My fruit salad is now all currants.

I updated the recipe when I realized I was out of dates.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong currant

Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit.

On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events.

What plant give you the most electricity?

The currant bush!

If you take five raisins into the bank, they’ll give you three sultanas in return

That’s the currant exchange rate

What's an electrician's favourite fruit?

Currants!

Three of a kind

Coral turns white when it gets stressed. What could coral be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Eletrical engineers make mistakes when they get stressed. What could an eletrical engineer be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Berry farmers are seeing a drop in productivity du...

What did the journalist say when the news broke of the gooseberries cheating on each other?

This is a sad state of currant affairs.

Did you see the new method invented to dry berries?

I thought I'd keep everyone updated on currant events.

Jimmy Carr was complaining that he had no mode of transport after a freak accident with a truck carrying dry fruits wrecked his Jaguar.

It was Carr's Rant on a car to rent cause his current car was rent by a currant current

I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.

I can't believe the currant exchange rate!

I was visiting a jam factory the other day,

They asked me if I had heard of any of the new techniques being used to grow berries. I told them that I wasn't up to date on my currant events.

My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix

I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

I've got 40 raisins in my savings account

...oh no wait, that's my currant account.

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