Where do evergreens search for Christmas decorating tips?

Pine-terist

When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?

'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.



\~Capt. Ed Sheeran

My grampa's been telling the same joke about a ship that got stuck for years now,

it never gets old , it's Evergreen.

I checked into a hotel and the place was crawling with people dressed up as evergreen trees.

Dang Firry conventions.

What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?

Spruce Almighty

Yoda's been tracing his family tree.

It's an evergreen.

I drove into the mountains and saw a crew clearcutting a massive evergreen forest...

I wonder what fir.

Dr. Amrak, superintendent of the Tidder School District, was nervous about the upcoming budget meeting.

All of the schools in the district needed new benches and tables in their cafeterias. Unfortunately, the Tidder Comets were in a difficult financial situation, and all of the estimates for the cafeteria furniture were way too expensive. One day before the big meeting, Dr. Amrak told his secretary,...

The origin of the angel on top of the tree

It must've been the coldest winter ever, with the worst snow storm this world has ever seen brewing in the North Pole on the Eve of Christmas. Santa was bedridden with a nasty stomach bug, and his workshop was short-staffed as many of the elves had contracted ~~herpes from sodomizing each other~~ th...

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