What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?

Spruce Almighty

I checked into a hotel and the place was crawling with people dressed up as evergreen trees.

Dang Firry conventions.

I drove into the mountains and saw a crew clearcutting a massive evergreen forest...

I wonder what fir.

Dr. Amrak, superintendent of the Tidder School District, was nervous about the upcoming budget meeting.

All of the schools in the district needed new benches and tables in their cafeterias. Unfortunately, the Tidder Comets were in a difficult financial situation, and all of the estimates for the cafeteria furniture were way too expensive. One day before the big meeting, Dr. Amrak told his secretary,...

The origin of the angel on top of the tree

It must've been the coldest winter ever, with the worst snow storm this world has ever seen brewing in the North Pole on the Eve of Christmas. Santa was bedridden with a nasty stomach bug, and his workshop was short-staffed as many of the elves had contracted ~~herpes from sodomizing each other~~ th...

Tattoo Very High Up on the Inner Thigh

A sophisticated looking lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.

The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.

To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk skirt and points to her right inner thigh –...

A woman visits a tattoo parlor...

A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a nice-sized turkey to be inked on her left inner thigh. The artist thought that was an unusual request, but he did exactly as she wanted.

One week later, the same woman comes in and asks for an evergreen tree to be tattooed on her right inner thig...

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