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Am I too late to make jokes about The Evergreen in Suaz Canal?

Has that ship already sailed?

Where do evergreens search for Christmas decorating tips?

Pine-terist

I checked into a hotel and the place was crawling with people dressed up as evergreen trees.

Dang Firry conventions.

What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?

Spruce Almighty

I drove into the mountains and saw a crew clearcutting a massive evergreen forest...

I wonder what fir.

When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?

'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.



\~Capt. Ed Sheeran

Yoda's been tracing his family tree.

It's an evergreen.

My grampa's been telling the same joke about a ship that got stuck for years now,

it never gets old , it's Evergreen.

The origin of the angel on top of the tree

It must've been the coldest winter ever, with the worst snow storm this world has ever seen brewing in the North Pole on the Eve of Christmas. Santa was bedridden with a nasty stomach bug, and his workshop was short-staffed as many of the elves had contracted ~~herpes from sodomizing each other~~ th...

Tattoo Very High Up on the Inner Thigh

A sophisticated looking lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down.

The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her.

To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk skirt and points to her right inner thigh –...

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