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Crafting Jokes

I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.

The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad.

It's making little prophets.

A crafting website for people who have seizures

Epiletsy

A knight was complimenting a blacksmith on his armor crafting skills

The blacksmith responded, "It is my strong suit"

At work today I brought my team new markers, crafting paper, decks of cards, and snacks

They didn’t know I was coming, so I jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!

(We work in Children’s mental health and everyone got a kick out of it)

What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?

Des Moinescraft.

A scottish man had been working for years building his own brewery.

He carefully developed his favorite brews. Meticulously crafting flavors he loved. He was involved in every step, from hop selection, to bottle choices, to even designing the labels with his picture on the bottles, flowing red locks and all.

As he began bottling and kegging his new crafts he...

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