At work today I brought my team new markers, crafting paper, decks of cards, and snacks

They didn’t know I was coming, so I jumped out and yelled SUPPLIES!!

(We work in Children’s mental health and everyone got a kick out of it)

I've started a business crafting small figurines of Muhammad.

It's making little prophets.

A crafting website for people who have seizures

Epiletsy

I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White.

The pay sucks, but I'm not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.

A knight was complimenting a blacksmith on his armor crafting skills

The blacksmith responded, "It is my strong suit"

What do you call a cube-crafting game that takes place in Iowa?

Des Moinescraft.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My dad's favorite joke that he created

Warning: this joke is not good in any way

Three men go on a walkabout vacation in the outback of Australia. They have never been to the continent, and unknowingly tresspassed on aboriginal grounds.

Towards dusk, they are ambushed and kidnapped by aborigines. They are taken back to thie...

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