Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock.
Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
Why are portholes/windows in boats round?
So the water doesn’t hit the sailors square in the face!
Americans like to fish by shooting guns at big groups of fish from their boats.
They call it "School Shootings".
Why do people refer to boats as “she”
Because they’re full of seamen.
My great grandfather sunk 5 U-boats in ww2
Easily the worst captain the kriegsmarine had
Two Italian guys, Dino and Marcello, go fishing on a boat
Suddenly, Dino spots an old WWII bomb floating towards them.
Dino screams "Marcello! Look! It's a mine!"
Marcello -scared- replies "Okay okay Dino, you can a have it!"
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Jesus & Moses in a boat
so jesus and moses were rowing a boat fishing for supper and after no action Jesus was getting bored and he was like 'hey moishe, moishe--check it out, you think i can still walk on water? you think i still have it? how much you wanna bet i can still walk on water?' Moses says 'i'll take any bet you...
Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on them? (Old but gold)
To Scandinavyin
One afternoon at the paddle boat hire hut...
"Come in number nine. Your time is up."
"Umm...we only have eight paddle boats."
"Number six? Are you experiencing difficulties?"
TIL For 15 years, the Swedes thought sounds from the sea were Russian submarines invading their territory. They regularly investigated, sending subs, boats and helicopters - at great expense - only to come up empty-handed.
Upon investigation by a biologist, the noise was discovered to be farts from fish.
It seems the Swedes were having herring problems.
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Newby Salesperson (Long joke)
NOTE: My husband thinks this joke is sexist, but I think it's hilarious.
A young man desperately needed a good paying job, so he applied as a salesperson for a large, everything-under-one-roof store.
The manager, seeing how young the man was, was doubtful he could sell anything, but th...
A Spanish man is showing his friend his boats
He tells his friend he has a boat named uno, dos, tres, cuatro, and seis.
His friend asks what happened to the fifth one
The Spanish man says: Cinco!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be on the boat.
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