Bill used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. These days he’s got grown kids, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to make up puns.

Now, he’s a pun crocker.

What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery?

Evasive maneuvers

There was once, in a small town, a man named Don.

One day Don was walking on top of a fence, and he slipped. When he slipped, the fence split him in half, right up the middle, but miraculously, each half of Don survived! Each half got up, started hopping away, and essentially started living separate lives.

The left half, more prone to rati...

Have you heard about the knight who was into pottery?

Ser Amic

I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman

He could really rep tile

I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore

You could say I'm Clay Aiken

My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest...

He wrote a poem.

Why is James Bond such a big fan of pottery?

He has a license to kiln.

What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery?

Home Depot.

What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?

Go ahead, bake my clay.

*walks away slowly*

My last job fired me

Which I thought was confusing, since only the pottery is supposed to go in the oven

I fell asleep at the wheel last night

Now my pottery is ruined

An angry man makes pots for a living.

He works all day in his pottery making pots. When he leaves, he slams the door and grumbles home.

At home he demands his dinner, and then reads the paper. Every night his loving wife nags him that his temper will get him in trouble.

Sure enough one day on his way home he bumps into a w...

the knights

What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?

Sir Vey

What is the name of the agreeable knight?

Sir Tenly

What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?

Sir Vent

What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony?
...

what do you call a good poem about clay?

true pottery

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.