Did You Hear About the Pottery Furnace That Exploded?
It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
If you want to get good at Greek pottery...
you have to urn it.
I once met a lizard who was a door-to-door pottery salesman
He could really rep tile
I was making pottery and i fell asleep while doing it..
When i woke my head was spinning..
Bill used to be a punk rocker in the 80’s. These days he’s got grown kids, he makes crocks at the pottery and loves to make up puns.
Now, he’s a pun crocker.
What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery?
I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore
You could say I'm Clay Aiken
Have you heard about the knight who was into pottery?
A friendly reminder to avoid all pottery while the outbreak is going on.
They say the virus originated in china.
My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest...
He wrote a poem.
There was once, in a small town, a man named Don.
One day Don was walking on top of a fence, and he slipped. When he slipped, the fence split him in half, right up the middle, but miraculously, each half of Don survived! Each half got up, started hopping away, and essentially started living separate lives.
The left half, more prone to rati...
What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery?
There once was a village whose mayors were all named Benny and had magnificent beards
Legend held that if a mayor shaved his beard off, an ancient curse would transform him into a piece of pottery.
Centuries passed and every Benny was a fair and wise mayor, and never shaved their beards. But one summer, their land was struck by a terrible heat wave. All the men of the villag...
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel.
Got kicked out of pottery class too.
What is the name of the knight who moonlights as a geologist?
What is the name of the agreeable knight?
What is the name of the Knight who used to be a slave?
What are the names of the Knights who run the graduation ceremony? ...
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly*
My last job fired me
Which I thought was confusing, since only the pottery is supposed to go in the oven
An angry man makes pots for a living.
He works all day in his pottery making pots. When he leaves, he slams the door and grumbles home.
At home he demands his dinner, and then reads the paper. Every night his loving wife nags him that his temper will get him in trouble.
Sure enough one day on his way home he bumps into a w...
what do you call a good poem about clay?