Apple just finished designing a smart car.

They are having trouble installing Windows

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

There isn't a home page

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Sa...

I got a job designing tape, but I'm grossly underqualified.

I'm basically just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks.

A scottish man had been working for years building his own brewery.

He carefully developed his favorite brews. Meticulously crafting flavors he loved. He was involved in every step, from hop selection, to bottle choices, to even designing the labels with his picture on the bottles, flowing red locks and all.

As he began bottling and kegging his new crafts he...

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

Apple is designing a car..

Everything was going great until they tried to install windows.

I gave up designing my belt watch.

It was a waist of time

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What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy?

Ribbit

*Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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