I hear Apple is designing a new car

but they are having trouble installing the windows

Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

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His First Time

“Now listen very carefully,” said the millionaire to the architect designing his new house. “Whatever you do, I don’t want that tree disturbed over there. It brings back fond memories.”

“Why’s that?” asked the architect.

“That’s where I had sex for the first time. And don’t touch that ...

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

There isn't a home page

The test

Students in a design school were doing the final test. The assingment was to design some piece of furniture. They started. Someone was designing a couch, someone a bed, but one student was drawing a bunch of dolls in a strait line. The proffesor was surprised and he asked the student if he knew what...

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

Apple is designing a car..

Everything was going great until they tried to install windows.

I got a job designing tape, but I'm grossly underqualified.

I'm basically just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Why was Peter parker promoted in his IT job?

Because ever since the spider bit him he became the best at web designing

Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Sa...

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What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy?

Ribbit

*Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch.

I gave up designing my belt watch.

It was a waist of time

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