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Designing Jokes

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

There isn't a home page

As part of an urban planning experiment, a group of stoners are tasked with designing a small American city...

They decide that there should be both a Denny's and a good Denny's.

Applied for a job designing paralax layers...

...Failed the background test.

I spent a lot of time designing a belt buckle with a clock on it.

What a waist of time.

Apple just finished designing a smart car.

They are having trouble installing Windows

I knew a man whose work focused specifically on designing draw bridges...

of course, this was before his suspension.

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.

After a wh...

Did you hear about the pirate themed phone Apple have been designing?

They’re gonna call it the ayePhone

Did you hear about the architect who had an unhealthy obsession with designing overly intricate shopping malls?

He had a complex complex complex.

I’m designing a coffee maker that tells you a joke as it’s percolating.

I call it the Brew-HaHa.

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage

You need your parents permission to access the site...

I got a job designing tape, but I'm grossly underqualified.

I'm basically just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy?

Ribbit

*Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch.

I'm designing a new model of jackhammer

It could be ground-breaking technology!

A famous car designer...

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ...

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