Putin, at the summit: Donald, I’m thinking of annexing all the nations around Russia. What do you think?

Trump: Then Soviet.

What did Putin say to Obama when Russia annexed Crimea?

Crimea river.

If the Southern States of the US annexed the northern part of Mexico right now...

The average I.Q. of both countries would go up

Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries

He responded: Oh go Crimea river

A Lobster Walks Into a Bar

He goes up to the bartender and says: "Look, before you can serve me, I need to advise you that I'm a lawyer."

"Blimey... A lobster lawyer? That is impressive," says the bartender.

The Lobster puts his briefcase up on the bar, deftly opens it with his claws, and produces a document tha...

The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.

After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.

Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...

Trump calls Putin on the phone

Trump says, "You need to stop annexing territory in Ukraine"

Putin responds, "Crimea river"

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Orgasm Control Seminar

My buddy is holding a seminar at the learning annex for people who have difficulty achieving an orgasm.


If you can't come, it's cool.

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