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Working at a factory making huge calculator buttons isn't exactly my dreamjob, but at least my only task is to fabricate one kind of button.

That's a big plus.

Did you hear the joke about the false piece of cloth?

It was fabricated.

A cop pulls a mustang over for going 30 under the speed limit

Upon approaching the idling car, she noticed it sounded more like a lawnmower than a car.

The owner claimed to have swapped the motor in it from a chain-driven 125cc moped

In disbelief, the cop gazed at the custom fabricated “motor-mounts” (stretching from the stock mounting point en...

An American, a Korean, a Chinese, and a Russian walk into a bar...

...they settled into their seats and when they had loosened up after a few drinks they decided to extol the virtues of their homelands.

"American industry is so superb," said the American. "A sports team can decide to move to a different city, and within a year and a half we can build a stat...

My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making

I suspect his whole story is fabricated.

Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics?

It was a fabricated story.

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