... when a man runs up to them, crosses himself, then spreads his arms and closes his eyes.
"Excuse me," Jehovah says to Ra, "this will only take a second." He waves his hands, there's a flash of light, and a purring kitten goes scampering away from where the man had been.
"Other than ...
A blue collared worker is on his way home from work Friday night when he finds a genie's lamp...
... and upon rubbing it discovers the genie within.
"I'm not your typical genie", the mystical being booms. "I only grant one wish, and the wish is specific to what what profession you would like to sample for your weekend off?"
The blue collared man is confused.
"Sample a pro...
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
With all the NSFW jokes here lately, we could use a nice clean joke
A pharmaceutical salesman was staying at a bed and breakfast in a small town while on a business trip. The B&B was run by a kindly old gentleman and advertised three square "southern" meals a day and a relaxing country feel.
While the salesman was eating his breakfast, he noticed what app...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
4 Men at a bar discuss the most difficult sport to play. The first man, wide as a dishwasher and having huge muscles all over, says
“I’m a football player, it’s the hardest sport in the world to play! You’ve gotta be in top physical condition and have excellent situational awareness.”
The second man, an older gentleman wearing a collared shirt, says “Sorry champ, but the actual hardest sport to play is golf. Every swing o...
What's it called when a priest is always late?
Collared people's time
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