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Wearer Jokes

Why does leather armour help the wearer be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide.

Why are all glasses wearers able to rip paper with just one look?

They have tearable vision.

What's a piece of lingerie that reveals more skin than the wearer consciously desired to show?

A Freudian slip.

I'm so sorry but what is a fedora wearer's favourite part in music?

Me'lody

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A world-renowned engineer steps up onto the stage to present his newest invention…

“Thank you everyone for coming. Today I am unveiling the product that has took our team months to perfect, and it is finally ready for people like you to purchase.”

The crows oohs and aahs in anticipation.

“It is my honor to present to you, the InfiniBoots!”

An assistant steps i...

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The incredible trainer

It was a busy day at the bar. A lot of costumers were enjoying their breakfast. Until the door slammed open.
A shady trench coat with an almost as shady wearer appeared in the doorframe, a big bulge in both pockets. He approached the counter, as silent as the entire bar, exchanging glares with ...

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