Me: Doctor Doctor, whenever I wear this sweater I can't move my neck at fast speeds...
Doctor: It's turtleneck.
Why don't tortoises wear scarves?
They have turtlenecks
A cop catches a Z4 with European plates doing 134 in upstate New York,
so the cop gets out calling for backup and shouts "Keep your hands on the wheel!" while approaching the driver's side. He instructs the driver to lower the window. It's a pale bald guy wearing a dark turtleneck and thick plastic eyeglasses.
"Ja? I vas just admiring Ihre Autobahn. There is ein...