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Choker Jokes

What does Harley Quinn call her lover in bed?

The Choker

A Baby Snake Slithers Up To His Dad...

And says "Dad, what kind of snake are we? Are we chokers or are we biters?"

"Why do you need to know that?", the daddy snake replies.

"Because I've just bit my tounge..."

Now we know the real reason the Pats cut Hernandez

He was a choker.

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The Shit List (from the office fax machine 30 or so years ago)

**THE SHIT LIST**

GHOST SHIT:

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

TEFLON COATED SHIT:

Comes out so slick, clean & easy you didn't even feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toile...

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