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Coffins Jokes

Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

Will glass-topped coffins become the newest trend?

Remains to be seen.

Selling coffins must be a hard job.

It's the last thing any of us need.

Coffins must be really comfortable!

People are just dying to get in.

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I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"

A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.

Don't know if they will be well received...remains to be seen.

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My friend offered me a pair of egyptian coffins in return for a blowjob...

But I don't want two sarcophagi.

When I die I want to be buried in two coffins attached side by side.

That way I can comfortably turn over in my grave.

Why do they nail coffins shut?

To stop oncologists from ordering another round of chemo

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

Will plexiglass coffins become popular?

I'm going to miss the Apollo app, it made Reddit worthwhile.

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A coffin thief's dying request to his son

So a coffin thief is on his death bed and his son asks if there is anything he'd like his son to do.

He says I've spent my life stealing coffins and unfortunately, I've earned a very bad reputation along the way. However, he wants people to remember him in good words. He dies shortly thereaft...

The inventor of glass coffins was asked would his failing business ever succeed.

He replied. Remains to be seen.

All those people saying anti-vaxxers should be researching child sized coffins aren't considering both sides

they can also use urns

My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins...

... but only to short people.

[True Story]: I was following a semi-truck full of coffins...

I tried to get as close as possible to read the bumper sticker on the back. When I could finally see the writing, it read "Drive safely. Yours may be on this load."

I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but...

Remains to be seen.

What did the financial adviser say to his client asking about if glass coffins were a good investment?

"It's remains to be seen."

A Man is going for a Walk.

After walking for a few minutes, he comes across a strange Scene.

A Priest, followed by a few Men carrying 2 Coffins, followed by a Man with a Dog on the Leash and behind them.must be around 100 other Men in a row.

The Man aproaches the Dog owner.

Man:"Sorry but i just have to a...

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