Will glass coffins ever be used?

Remains to be seen...

When I die I want to be buried in two coffins attached side by side.

That way I can comfortably turn over in my grave.

So two men are in coffins, one of them hears a sound, so he says to the other: β€œare you coffin in there?”

Fun fact: this is how they tested if my laughing gas was working at the dentist. I laughed my but off so they knew it was working.

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I want to start a company that makes both coffins and condoms

The slogan would be:" We've got you covered whether you cuming or going"

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A coffin thief's dying request to his son

So a coffin thief is on his death bed and his son asks if there is anything he'd like his son to do.

He says I've spent my life stealing coffins and unfortunately, I've earned a very bad reputation along the way. However, he wants people to remember him in good words. He dies shortly thereaft...

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

Coffins must be really comfortable!

People are just dying to get in.

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One spooky night on Halloween...

Chris, an urban adventurer. was looking to have some fun.

He decided that since it was Halloween, it would be the perfect time to explore a spooky house. He asked the locals if they knew of any, and they informed him of this abandoned mansion not to far from where he lived. He was warned cou...

A new undertaker firm has started using glass coffins. Will they be accepted?

Remains to be seen

A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.

Don't know if they will be well received...remains to be seen.

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My friend offered me a pair of egyptian coffins in return for a blowjob...

But I don't want two sarcophagi.

All those people saying anti-vaxxers should be researching child sized coffins aren't considering both sides

they can also use urns

The inventor of glass coffins was asked would his failing business ever succeed.

He replied. Remains to be seen.

Why do they nail coffins shut?

To stop oncologists from ordering another round of chemo

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