Got an old French war rifle for sale. Great condition.
It's never been fired, and only dropped once.
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the old french lady
Heard a story once about an old French lady who'd run a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said "Butter - 10 francs". In response, the lady adde...
How do you pick up old French ladies?
"Voulez-vous crochet avec moi ce soir?"
Why does the new French navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see the old French navy.