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[Long] One day a Snail decides he’s moving a little too slow..

… so he decides it’s time to get a car. He doesn’t have a lot of money so he buys a used French sedan. The snail is so impressed how fast he gets around town.

From place to place he wizzes by this slug, beetle and worm friends. While that car isn’t a racer by any means, the snail doesn’t kno...

What was the name of that old French singer again?

I keep forgetting.

Got an old French war rifle for sale. Great condition.

It's never been fired, and only dropped once.

another french joke

Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats?



So they can see the old French navy.

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An old French lady

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years, until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.

They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said "Butter - 10 francs". In response, the lady added a sign to her own window...

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