The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

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I wish to go back to the time I had sex with a Rectangle...

...it was the best shape I'd ever been in.

Just like not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles..

Not all alcoholics are Irishmen, but all Irishmen are alcoholics!

Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle?

Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.

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What do you call a horny square?

Erectangle

What's Rectangle, red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick!

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Dave wanted to send a letter to his girlfriend..

So he goes to the nearby market to buy an envelope. Just as he is about to enter the store, a man rushes out the market, furious,yelling and swearing. Dave didn't want to get in the mans way and just lets him pass. He enters the store and finds the cashier, a young lady, crying.

"Is everythi...

A blonde was driving faster than the speed limit in her new red car.

A blonde was driving faster than the speed limit in her new red car. A police officer, who was also a blonde, asked for the blondes license.

The blonde searches through her purse and gets more frustrated when she finally asks the officer "what does it look like?"

The officer says "it...

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Man: Doctor i think i have a problem, everywhere i look i see naked women

Doctor: interesting. Alright let's see. *doctor draws a circle on paper.* What do you see here?

Man: A naked woman

Doctor: Hmm. *draws a rectangle on paper.* And what do you see here?

Man: A naked woman again

Doctor: Alright. *draws a triangle on paper*. And here?

...

What's Hugh Heffner's favorite shape?

A Rectangle

A blond was pulled over

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?...

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED?

A rectangle.

Adam, Eve, and their kids build a hut...

As they didn't have any of our modern conveniences, they were looking for ways to make themselves more comfortable. Cain notices that the opening in the wall lets lots of bugs in, so he comes up with a solution. He cuts a tree down and starts shaping the wood into a rectangle to cover it. Meanwhile,...

What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck?

The angle becomes a rectangle

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A man dies and goes to heaven

...and when he gets to the pearly gates, St. Peter says "Come, good sir, tell me how you died, so I may deem whether you deserve to enter eternal paradise."

The man replies "Alright, I'm not proud of it, but here goes. I lived in Washington, D.C. I had a beautiful wife, and lived on the seve...

So a blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver...

The blonde cop says "I need to see your license". The blonde driver digs through her purse for awhile, and says "I can't find it. What does it look like?".



So the cop, making a rectangle with her hands, says "it's rectangular, and has your picture on it". The blonde driver searches th...

So this blonde cop pulls over this lady...

So one day this blonde chick is driving down the interstate when a cop pulls her over. The man walks towards the driver door, as the blonde girl rolls down the window. She says, "Hello officer, what can I help you with today?" The cop looks at her and says, "Ma'am I'm going to need to see your driv...

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