Bier Jokes - 9 Hilarious Bier Jokes

What did the suicidal man say to his friends before killing himself?

Hold my bier.

I hear they only serve ice cold beers in North Korea

Cause Warmbiers are punishable by death

I’m going to start a new business, do it yourself crematoriums.

I will call it Build a bier workshop.

Autocorrect walks into a bar.

The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink.

"I'll have a bear. A bare. Bier. Briar."

Autocorrect slumps in his seat, defeated. The bartender chimes in.

"Hey hey, why the log fence?"

I don't care what you signed America...

You shouldn't have to pay for warm bier

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There was a magic lake

and three people went there: German, Russian and English.
The fluid in the lake turned in anything you wanted when you jumped in it.
German man was the first to try it out. When he was running, he shouted "Bier!", jumped in the lake and boom, the whole lake turned into beer.
Next up was Rus...

Why did the alcoholic undertaker go bankrupt?

He spent all his money on biers and preaches.

A German man and his son walk into a bar...

A German man and his son walk into a bar. The man points to his son and says "Ein Bier bitte". Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your Kind here".

Hans turns up for his first day with the German Coast Guard. He's shown round the building, then taken to his new position as radio operator.

"Gut Mornink, Hans," says the old hand. "As you are ze new guy, I am off to ze bier keller. Just remember, all international radio traffic must be in ze English", and leaves.

Hans sits listening to the radio for a while, when he hears a call.
"Mayday, Mayday - help us, can anyone hear us?"...

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