Everyone clapped when the boy was rescued from the well.
But I'm waiting to see if he found my phone.
Do you think if Jesus clapped hard enough..
The holes in his hands would whistle?
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
“The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.”
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
“A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…”
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