Gonorrhoea Jokes

He said “You do when you give it to me”

Handi-Clapped....

I don’t know if it’s an actual joke or I have created a masterpiece but here we are boys.

I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship

Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroys says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's sergeants now," says Leroy, ... read more

That's why they call it a "dishonorable discharge".

One of them says, "Where's Joey? He never misses poker night."

His friend says, "Oh, didn't you hear? Joey's dead."

"Awww, that's a shame. How did he die?"

"Well, he went to the doctor last week and found out he had gonorrhoea."

"So? Gonorrhoea isn't fatal."

"It is... read more

All of a sudden a lorry approached at a very high speed.

One says to the other I think I am a gonorrhoea.

*“Grampa, whatever happened to that lady friend of yours?”

“She died.”

“Why did she die?”

“Gonorrhoea.”

“Grampa, people don’t die from gonorrhoea!”

“They do if they give it to me.”*

...And Herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhoea, crabs and papilloma virus.

Its WWIII, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers.

He goes up to the first man and says: “What brings you in here son?” The soldier replies: “sir, I got dysentery in the trenches, something awful.” The g... read more