What is difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
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Why does Eric Clapton only buy apple products
Because his son had a bad experience with windows
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Why does Eric Clapton prefer OSX?
...he was never a fan of having Windows open.
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Why was Eric Clapton arrested?
He was fingering A minor.
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Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players?
I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
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What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
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What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common?
They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.
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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
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Guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm...
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm and sets it on top of the counter. He says "Anyone that can hand this octopus a musical instrument it cannot play, I will give you $5,000." The first person hands it a trumpet. The octopus takes a look, then spins it around, looks at it then proceed...
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Your typical rock band
In my history of Rock and Roll class, chapter 13 focused on the early rock artists post punk era. At the very beginning of the chapter the band King Crimson is briefly mentioned, they seemed to have qualities that later artist would adopt and were quite popular, with songs such as 21 century schizoi...
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Alright guys lets make a thread about the sickest most twisted dark humour joke you've ever heard.
What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? . . . . . . . . .
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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