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Mary Clancy

... goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.

He says, ‘So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?’

She says, ‘Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.’

The priest says, ‘Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, di...

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I love Tom Clancy, so I named my penis Ryan.

Now when I masturbate, I Jack Ryan.

Tom Clancy and Tom Cruise got in a fight.

One of then put up a novel fight and the other came up short.

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An Irishman walks into a bar...

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How’d that happen?” “The cork fell out!” said the Irishman.

An Irish p...

Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?

Benedict Arnold Palmer

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