I just killed a clan of chickpeas

It was a total hummuside

Our clan has a tradition of naming our children after deceased family members.

We named our son "Grandpa."

I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn

We're the Fall Guys

Have you heard of the chinese copy of Wu-tang Clan?

It's called Wu-han Clan

How do you tell which clan a Scotsman is from?

Peek up his kilt. If he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Did you hear about the Wuhan Clan?

They're killing it on the dance floors.

The wuhan clan have brought out a new track

It's gone viral.

What do you call a group of racist white chickens

COO CLUCKS CLAN

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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3 men shipwrecked on desert island

(Beer garden banter joke. Works best when you use yourself and people you know as the protagonists, just replace names and choose the butt of the joke)

3 men get shipwrecked on a desert island.
Their boat ruined they head in-land to find salvation, when out of the trees lunges a huge 7 fo...

There's an easy way to distinguish different clans of Scotsmen just by lifting their kilts...

...if they're packing a quarter pounder under there, they're a McDonald.

What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries?

The Uwu-Tang Clan.

If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them?

Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit.

To be part of the clan...

A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards.

He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the ha...

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My all banjo hip hop tribute act finally found a name...

The Wu-Twang Clan

What's the most popular band in China?

The Wuhan Clan.

The broken light

Recently I was having trouble with my light switch so I called for the maintenance guy.

An old grizzled Chinese man arrived shortly after and inspected the switch. He stated that the light switch was working perfectly fine but noted that indeed it was not working as I had said.

"This i...

What’s the coronavirus’ favourite rap group ?

The Wuhan Clan

You guys hear about the music group touring China right now?

It's the Wuhan Clan! I hear they're sick

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Here’s one for ya

Three guys go and explore a jungle. They get captured by a clan of cannibals. The cannibals tell them to go into the jungle and pick 5 of the same fruit and bring it back.

The first guy comes back with 5 coconuts. The cannibals tell him that if he can get all five up his butt without making a...

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Have you heard of the rap song that’s going viral?

Wuhan clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

What do you call a bunch of dying rappers?

Wuhan Clan.

The Klu Klux Klan is so stupid

They can't even spell clan right

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A man encounters a magic lamp and out pops a genie

The genie tells the man he will grant a wish of his choice, and the man proceeds to tell the genie his wish. The genie replies, “no problem, it should be done by tonight.”
Later that night, the man is waiting in his living room when he notices what appears to be a Ku Klux Klan rally forming in h...

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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An Irishman walks into a bar...

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How’d that happen?” “The cork fell out!” said the Irishman.

An Irish p...

A man wants to be an Eskimo...

He meets with the chief and asks him what it would take to become an Eskimo. The chief, wary of letting a white man into his clan, devises a series of impossible challenges. He says, "If you truly want to become part of our Eskimo family, you must do three things: 1) You must drink one gallon of 151...

I'm 24 and she's 13. She wants me - what do I do?

I've been playing an online game with a woman. I'm up to level 24, but she's only on level 13. She really wants me in her clan to help her level, but I cant find the heart to tell her that she's only going to hold me back from leveling up myself.

What do you get when Redditors come up with a brilliant idea?

A punning clan with a cunning plan!

In the distant land of Punsar two thieves were stealing

The thieves happened to be twins, named Manny and Manny. They belonged to the clan of Long Anconvo, a Chinese clan of thieves known for their dexterousness and efficiency. One day, the head of the clan sent the two thieves to Punsar, a land known for its wealth in gold and jewelry.
The thieves...

I am starting a club for middle aged women to gather and find younger men to take home and make love to in front of their husbands.

I'll call it, the Coug Cucks Clan.

I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens

Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.

Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives?

They're called the Clue Clucks Clan

Preparing for battle.

A Clan leader was preparing his clan for battle. He had gathered his officers and was outlining his plan. It involved many examples of random attacks and retreats. No one wanted to speak out against the leader, but finally one officer spoke up.

Officer: That is a terrible plan!

Lead...

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Appalachian couple get married

Jethro and Ellie Mae get married, and after the wedding party they happily drive off in his 68 Ford truck for their honeymoon. But about an hour later, Jethro storms back into his parents house, angrily slamming the door.
The father asks what's going on, and Jethro says, "The weddins off!" Th...

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What is the name of Dory's family?

The Blue Tang Clan

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called?

The Tu-Wang Clan

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