Cheeseburgers Jokes

A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:

"Cheeseburgers: $5

Fries: $3

Handjobs: $10."

He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?"

"Yes, I am," she replies seductivel... read more

Because they are in bread.

He’ll be up to 6’5 by next year.

I think I was misled about their "opportunities for growth"

I told my girlfriend today I really needed to lose weight.

She said "You need to do crunches"

I said "I do that already! I crunch cookies, I crunch pizza. I'm about to crunch on some cheeseburgers."

Doesn't seem to be helping...

I said "like cheeseburgers and french fries?"

He Said "No Fatty. Don't eat anything."

Whole pizzas, whole cheeseburgers, whole tubs of ice cream...

Hamburgers £1:00
Cheeseburgers £2:00
Hand Job £3:00 (Oh yesss!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?" "Yessssss" she almost purrs "I am"... read more

...It eats cheeseburgers in bed and wants to build a wall.

A blonde enters the library and asks the librarian: "2 cheeseburgers, fries and a diet cola, please! '
The librarian answers : "excuse me lady, but this is a library". The blonde asks the librarian to come a bit closer and whispers quietly: "2 cheeseburgers, fries and a diet cola, please..."

A rookie Secret Service agent is starting his first day at the White House.

"You picked a hell of a first day!" says his boss. "The President is moving out today, and we don't know how he's going to take it. If he starts munching down cheeseburgers, killing members of staff, and then walks ou... read more

A man walks into a bar and see's a sign that says:
Hamburgers - $1.00
Cheeseburgers - $2.00
Handjobs - $10.00

So the man approaches the blond, busty, beautiful bartender and says: "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

She replies "I sure am, sugar!"

"Great. Wash you... read more

and on the menu he sees Hamburgers $5, Cheeseburgers $6, Handjobs $10. He walks up to the bar and a beautiful brunette comes to take his order. She seductively leans over the bar and asks the man, “Can I get you something dear?” The man says “Are you the one that makes the burgers and gives the han... read more

A blond walks into a library and says "can I get some cheeseburgers?"

The librarian says "this is a library"

So the blond apologizes and whispers "can I get some cheese burgers?"