Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.
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Where do milkshakes come from?
From epileptic Cows.
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Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes?
They made him thick.
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My wife is lactose intolerant...
so whenever she drinks milkshakes, it gives her the milk shakes.
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Entitled Parent Joke
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The child looked about 5 with also blonde hair. The child was crying at the time and the woman started to nag at us. Apparently, the child wanted a dessert and, lucky for us, we were th...
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My cow got Parkinson's
Now she only produces milkshakes.
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I think i'm lactose intolerant
I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap.
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