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Milkshakes Jokes

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.

Where do milkshakes come from?

From epileptic Cows.

Did you hear why Mike Tyson stopped ordering milkshakes?

They made him thick.

My wife is lactose intolerant...

so whenever she drinks milkshakes, it gives her the milk shakes.

Entitled Parent Joke

So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The child looked about 5 with also blonde hair. The child was crying at the time and the woman started to nag at us. Apparently, the child wanted a dessert and, lucky for us, we were th...

My cow got Parkinson's

Now she only produces milkshakes.

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I think i'm lactose intolerant

I've had 6 milkshakes today and feel like crap.

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