What’s the only way to kill an unreliable narrator?

With a canonball

Man: "Aww geez, my life sucks!"

Narrator in Hiroshima: *It was about to get a whole lot worse*

David Attenborough (Planet Earth Narrator) went to church

He wished to observe the predators up close in their natural habitat.

A man named Jeff walks into a bar

He walks into the bar and then a bright light shone on him from above. He looked up and saw another man. The other man was elevated up in the sky sitting on a desk that was shaped like an '8'.

Jeff: Who are you?

The other man: I am the Narrator

Jeff: The narrator of what?
...

What do you call narrator's favorite pair of pants?

Long story shorts.

Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI

So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?

You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence.

At the very end, the narrator says “Oh, aloud?”

I'm writing a movie, its about an hour

FADE IN:

INT. CLOCK FACE - DAY

NARRATOR (V.O.)
One Mississippi, two Mississippi....



I've only written the first two lines so far.

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