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(Narrator voice) You could say that France's plan backfired,

but if that were the case, it might have actually hit the Germans.

What do you call narrator's favorite pair of pants?

Long story shorts.

What’s the only way to kill an unreliable narrator?

With a canonball

David Attenborough (Planet Earth Narrator) went to church

He wished to observe the predators up close in their natural habitat.

Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI

So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?

A man named Jeff walks into a bar

He walks into the bar and then a bright light shone on him from above. He looked up and saw another man. The other man was elevated up in the sky sitting on a desk that was shaped like an '8'.

Jeff: Who are you?

The other man: I am the Narrator

Jeff: The narrator of what?
...

Knock knock joke

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Unreliable Narrator.

Unreliable Narrator who?

That’s not what I said.

I'm writing a movie, its about an hour

FADE IN:

INT. CLOCK FACE - DAY

NARRATOR (V.O.)
One Mississippi, two Mississippi....



I've only written the first two lines so far.

Man: "Aww geez, my life sucks!"

Narrator in Hiroshima: *It was about to get a whole lot worse*

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