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Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.
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Yeah, I have a heroine addiction.

\*Pulls out young adult novel with a strong female figure\*

Just met up with my heroine dealer.

Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.
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If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine.

But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.
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I'm a heroine addict

Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!
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I have a heroine addiction...

...because I can only sleep with a girl if she has saved somebody's life.
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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
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What's the difference between a white supremacist and Heroine?

I thought twice about shooting heroine
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Did you hear about the guy who dated Supergirl and Wonder Woman?

Turns out, he was a heroine addict
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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
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Never fall in love with a heroine junky.

They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein.
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Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy and Jessica Drew walk into a bar for superheroes. After a few rounds of drinks, they got to arguing over which of them was the greatest super-heroine..

Gwen Stacy: I’m Spider Gwen, so me being the best goes without saying.




Mary Jane: *Yawn*




Jessica Drew: Well I’m Spider-Woman! You can’t get any better than that!






Mary Jane: *Boring*.



Gwen Stacy: Oh, we’re boring you, MJ?...

I use to go to a comic book shop that only sold books with female leads;

The owner was apparently arrested for being a heroine dealer.
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I can't stop watching movies with strong female leads

I'm a heroine addict
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TMZ revealed Demi Lovato was briefly attached to Wonder Woman 1984

Her agent then told her it was a super**heroine** film.
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What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

Heroine
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I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately.

I think I might be a heroine addict.
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What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?

U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!

Gal Gadot's husband has a problem

I hear he's been doing heroine...
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Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll.

I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.
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