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Yeah, I have a heroine addiction.

\*Pulls out young adult novel with a strong female figure\*

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Concerned about the rising drug problems on Earth

Jesus decides to send some of his disciples back to Earth to obtain some drugs so that they would better understand how to help mankind.

After 3 days they begin to return.

There is a soft knock on the side door at Jesus' pad. "Open up, man, it's Matthew."
The door opens just a cra...

Why was the duck arrested?

Selling quack.

Why was the teacher arrested?
For doing math.

Why was the poet arrested?
For using heroines.

If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine.

But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.

I am 25 years and counting sober from using heroine!

I am 25

Just met up with my heroine dealer.

Got three Wonder Womans and a She-Ra.

My family think I have a heroine addiction

I can't help it, I just really like female super heroes.

I have a MASSIVE heroine problem...

I'm addicted to fat women who save my life.

Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll.

I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.

I'm a heroine addict

Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

I have a heroine addiction...

...because I can only sleep with a girl if she has saved somebody's life.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Alan takes his wife fishing

On a usual trip he catches 10-15 fish. He's gobsmacked when the pair of them manage a haul of over 100! He decided to enter them both into the local fishing competition.

The day of the competition rolls around, and each of the Anglers take it in turns. The first man is a big beefy lad, and he...

I’m worried I’ve become very obsessed with Wonder Woman, Black Widow and Captain Marvel lately.

I think I might be a heroine addict.

Never fall in love with a heroine junky.

They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein.

I've developed a craving for strong female characters that I can't seem to knock. That's right...

I'm addicted to heroine.

My friend used to obsessed over Jeanne D'Arc, Tomoe Gozen and the Goddess Athena

It's a shame he died of a Heroine overdose.

Why don't junkies like a good male protagonist in a story?

Because they prefer heroine.

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