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Disney Character Jokes

Whats Bill Cosbys favorite disney character?

Sleeping beauty

Who is the cleverest Disney character?

Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize

What do you call it when you kill Disney characters?

A Mickey Mousacre

Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke!

Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character.

What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

What do you call a Disney character who just wants to take over the world?

Hegemony Cricket.

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What happened to the man who had a Disney character lodged up his rectum?

He had the Mickey taken out of him

What happens once a year and only at a graveyard?

Mother's Day for Disney characters.

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