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What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear?

Prima-jamas.

Tell me a joke about self-centered people

I’ll go first

Some people say I'm self centered

But that's enough about them.

Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?

It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.

The American view of the world is too self-centered...

I mean on maps they literally label their country "US."

People from Maine are so self-centered

All their T-Shirts and mugs say "I ❤️ ME"!

(This is not a joke) I'm a linguistic researcher that is working on the semiotic of jokes and need help to find exemples of a particular type of joke.

Hi, I hope this is not against the rules but I need help for a research paper centered around jokes, and this obviously looks like a good place for that.

I am working on linguistic structuralism to try to find the linguistic value of surprise in a joke. (I'm simplifying a lot, but i can expla...

How do we know Americans are self-centered?

The named themselves "US".

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

I want to tell the sun to stop being so self-centered

But the world does revolve around him

I propose we divide the music of 2010s into two distinct eras, centered around the release of "White Iverson" in 2015.

We could call it Pre- and Post Malone

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