Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat?
They're calling it "Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty".
"The Personal Touch"
The brothel’s madam opened the door to find an elderly gentleman standing there. “May I help you?” asked the madam. “I want Natalie,” replied the man. “Sir, Natalie is our most expensive girls. Perhaps someone else?” “No, I must see Natalie,” insisted the man. Just then, Nata...
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Two friends got lucky after one night at the bar and picked a lady each. When they decided to go down to the nitty gritty they found out they have no money left for the hotel room and knew already the ladies wouldn't do anything on the car so they remembered that his friend Johnny lived alone and th...
Learning to knit is really hard.
The details are really nitty gritty.