What does the insane centrist do when you question his beliefs?

Killing people left and right.

Why don't centrists build aeroplanes?

Because they keep leaving out the left and right wings

A Centrist, Leftist, and Rightist Walk into a bar

The Bartender Says "Blue Moon or Red Wine?"

"Blue Moon" says the leftist.

"Red Wine" says the rightist.

"Red Wine with cannabis oil" says the Centrist.

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