Center On Jokes

Three archers decide to participate in a tournament where each of them has to shoot an apple that is standing on top of a volunteer's head.

The first archer shoots his arrow and it hits dead center on the apple; filled with confidence, he turns to the crowd and says:

"I'm William Tell!... read more

A guy walks into a bar, sits front and center on the bar and asks the bartender for a Rum and Coke. The bartender looks at the guy, reaches under the bar, and tosses him an apple. The guy with a confused face says "I asked for a Rum and Coke." Which the bartender replies "Take a bite, trust me." He... read more