How did the nucleus escape from prison?

It escaped through a "cell wall".

How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?

Eukary-it

What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?

A surveillance electron.

Hey girl are you a nucleus?

Because I wanna store my DNA in you

What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?

"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"

Overheard in the nucleus…

Q: Are you sure you're a proton?

A: Yes, I'm positive.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

A man went to college

A man from Alabama comes back to his hometown for a visit after his first year in college.

His friend meets up with him and asks what he learned from college?

Man: Well I learned biology for one.

Friend: Oh really? Speak in biology to prove it.

Man: Amoeba, nucleus, and ...

What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

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