Nucleus Jokes - 12 Hilarious Nucleus Jokes

How did the nucleus escape from prison?

It escaped through a "cell wall".

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Overheard in the nucleus…

Q: Are you sure you're a proton?

A: Yes, I'm positive.

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How does the nucleus talk to the ribosomes?

Via “cell phone”

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How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?

Eukary-it

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How does a nucleus relax?

It goes fission’

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What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?

"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"

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What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?

A surveillance electron.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Two cells are on a hike when one of them exclaims: “I’ve been carrying the nucleus since we left and I’m getting tired! Eukaryote!”

I think I made this one up. Apologies if it’s been done before!

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Chemistry joke

Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: “Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?”

Neutron replies: “He was too negative to begin with.”

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What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?

You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus

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A man went to college

A man from Alabama comes back to his hometown for a visit after his first year in college.

His friend meets up with him and asks what he learned from college?

Man: Well I learned biology for one.

Friend: Oh really? Speak in biology to prove it.

Man: Amoeba, nucleus, and ...

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