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What do you call an amputee trying to do karate?

Partial Arts.

Edit: It's been pointed out that the grammatical construction of this joke could have been better. How about: "What is it called when an amputee does karate? Partial Arts.

Edit edit: best follow up question: What's an amputee's favourite karate weapon? Nub chucks.

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Amputee kink?

Check out PornNub

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A situation occurred that called for a penis joke.

but i was unable to think of one, until a few minutes later.


you might say i had, a post-mature ejokulation.


(not sure if NSFW so better safe than sorry, am reddit nub)

How did the one armed man say grace?

Rub a dub dub, thanks for for the nub.

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What do you call a porn site for amputees?

PornNub

A scientific study was conducted on ants...

There was a scientific study conducted on various species of ants investigating the correlation between their heights and how their feet operate.
Shorter ants were found to have little nubs on the end of their feet that operate similarly to toes on humans and primates.
This was not seen in lar...

I translated an Ewokese joke into English

An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Not sure,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

*Yub Nub!*

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A fellow is standing at a urinal, doing his business.

A second person enters the mens room and quickly approaches the urinal next to him, then proceeds to just stand there. The fellow casts a glance sideways to see what is going on.

He sees a young man with no arms standing and looking forlornly at the urinal. His little arm nubs stick out of hi...

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