I finally realized why many apartments have weird popcorn ceiling

I couldn't understand why every apartment I've lived in had those ugly pebbly popcorn ceilings. It was baffling.

But then later I learned it was a way to muffle sounds coming from your upstairs and downstairs neighbors. It was baffling!

They said I'd never make any money painting ceilings

Obviously they never heard of trickledown economics

I have a great joke about ceilings.

I try to tell it to people, but it just goes over their heads.

What do you call a person who likes ceilings?

A ceiling fan

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