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Halloween. A kid comes to the door with a sign”I love ceilings”

What are you?
A Ceiling Fan.
Gave him all the candy.
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I have a great joke about ceilings.

I try to tell it to people, but it just goes over their heads.
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The glass ceiling

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My girlfriend is always complaining that she can't advance at work because of the glass ceiling. What do you think" he asks the bartender. "I think if our workplaces really had glass ceilings," the bartender replies,"we'd probably let all the women work abo...
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Many people don't appreciate the work put into making ceilings..

Very often, it goes over their heads.
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I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings.

I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan.
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