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I sexually identify as drywall

I love getting plastered!

Name 3 things that don't hang themselves

Pictures, Drywall and Jeffrey Epstein

A Drywaller walks into a Bar..

A drywaller walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get Out!"
Drywaller asks, "Why?"
Bartender says, "because the last time you were here you got Plastered!"

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Blue Collar Joke

A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers....

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Johnny has the day off from school and is bugging his mom

Johnny: mom, I'm bored I want to do something.

Mom: See those construction workers building that house across the street? Why don't you go over there and see what they are doing, maybe you'll learn something.

So Johnny does what his mom told him and spends all day across the street. He...

What are three things that don’t hang themselves?

Picture frames, drywall & Jeffery Epstien.

"Home Sweet Home"?

This drywall tastes bitter as hell to me!

A guy walks into a bar...

He says "ouch!" the bartender says "what happened" the guy says "I walked into your bar!"

The tender comes around and see's a piece of rebar sticking out of the wall. "Yikes, here come take a seat at the bar and ill pour you a drink"... He turns around to see the man sitting on the ground be...

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