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Why are solar panels always optimistic?

They always keep their sunny side up.

I've finally saved up enough for solar panels.

What's holding me back is that I can't afford a house.

Solar Panels.

Do you have solar panels on your home yet? I just had some put on. But I’m not sure if I’ll keep them.

The other day I was in my house and the computer and lights are flickering. So I did, what you would do, I went outside to check my new solar cells. I get get outside and look up at the roof...

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A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip...

She spent several days taking notes on the lifestyle and habits of the tribe and interviewing their ruler, King Paolo, via an interpreter. As the tribe's land was near several rich gold mines, the king and his people were extremely wealthy.

During the woman's time with him, the king fell hope...

Why are solar panels so trustworthy?

They don't work in the shadows.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

My friend hasn't spoken to me since I accused him of stealing some wooden panels.

I think he took a fence.

My neighbor told me he was getting solar panels.

Well, he's got my respect. What a power move.

I just read a book on how they join two boat panels together.

It was riveting!

Yoda is piloting a 747...

Radio tower: Flight 90 you seem to be veering away from your designated flight path. Stay on course. Over.

Yoda: Instrument panels, working not.

Radio tower: Flight 90, stay on course. Is everything okay? Over.

Yoda: Too many clouds, there are.

Radio tower: Flight 90. Ma...

So a snail buys a car...

...a Miata actually! You know, small car for small creature (makes sense right?).

So the snail takes his car to a body shop and asks the attendant if he would paint the letter ’S’ on the door panels of the Miata. The attendant is fairly perplexed at the situation.. you know, there's a snail h...

A hotel is holding a convention for chess aficionados...

During the daytime, the chess fans can play each other in the ballroom, watch panels that discuss optimal tactics and long-term strategies, or watch videos of famous chess matches. In the night, many of them gather in the hotel lobby to discuss the game and what they've seen today.

The hotel ...

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So there's this boy, and he really loves tractors... [xpost from funny.]

He developed an exceptional love for tractors at quite a young age. He had grown up on a farm and his father was a farmer, his father's father was a farmer, and so on. He wanted nothing more than to, one day, buy his own tractor and take over his father's jobs on the farm. The boy maintains his obse...

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